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  • (A con is going on nearby, and the fast food joint is full of people in cosplay. A rather attractive woman—dressed as a cheerleader with a pink chainsaw—leaves the building with her friends. They are whistled at by two rowdy customers entering.)
  • Customer #1: “Hey dude, check out all these freaks in here!”
  • Customer #2: “Oh, God! They’re everywhere! F****** freaks.”
  • Customer #1: *to a male cosplayer in front of him* “Oi mate, what the f*** are you supposed to be?”
  • Male Cosplayer #1: “M-me? I’m ‘Karkat’ from Homestuck.”
  • Customer #1: “Well, you look like a joke. What the f*** are those on your head?”
  • (The customer flicks the orange horns clipped to the cosplayer’s hair.)
  • Male Cosplayer #1: “Please don’t do that; I made these myself and I don’t want them to break.”
  • Customer #2: “You hear that? The little freak made his own horns! Ah, I guess it’s not all bad though; did you see that chick before with the massive rack?”
  • Customer #1: “I know, you don’t see hot cheerleaders everyday. She’s totally going to get it off me later.”
  • Customer #2: “Yeah, we’ll find her and give it to her good. I’m going to squeeze those t*** of her so hard.”
  • Male Cosplayer #1: “Can you please stop?! It’s really degrading to talk about women like that.”
  • (The whole restaurant goes quiet, and they turn to the rowdy customers.)
  • Customer #1: “If the slag didn’t want it, should wouldn’t have them hanging out.”
  • Male Cosplayer #1: “She was in costume! Besides, what does it matter how she was dressed? Clothing isn’t an invitation.”
  • Customer #2: “Do you want to take this outside?”
  • (Just then, another male customer in the corner, who also happens to be a cosplayer, speaks up.)
  • Male Cosplayer #2: “If you fight him, you have to fight me first!”
  • Customer #2: “Who said that?”
  • (Male Cosplayer #2 stands up to reveal he is well over 6 ft tall, and very muscular, but in costume too.)
  • Male Cosplayer #2: “I am Thor, Son of Odin, God of Thunder, who commands the Lightning and the Storm!”
  • (At that moment, a third cosplayer stands up, revealing he too is very tall and muscular.)
  • Male Cosplayer #3: “And I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose… to defend women from sexist pigs like you, and defend people’s right to cosplay!”
  • (The two rowdy customers quickly remove themselves from the restaurant, while Karkat, Thor and Loki receive a round of applause.)
  • http: //notalwaysright.com/karkat-thor-and-loki-walk-into-a-bar/31256
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breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

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lucifers-kittykat:

doctorsilencewillfall:

twentyonee-pilots:

do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.

trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.

this is so god damn important

THIS!!!!!

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jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

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sherlockian-spockian-who:

sherlielocks:

ornelasfaggots:

i get a really weird feeling when i see this.
it’s like everything I’ve ever dreamed of

I dream about ambiguously gay detectives too it’s ok

#When fandoms take back their posts from the hipsters

sherlockian-spockian-who:

sherlielocks:

ornelasfaggots:

i get a really weird feeling when i see this.

it’s like everything I’ve ever dreamed of

I dream about ambiguously gay detectives too it’s ok

#When fandoms take back their posts from the hipsters

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extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

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misandryad:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

Texting my dad is like talking to a motivational speaker hes a cute African man no wonder my mom let him put a ring on it

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen omg

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humansofnewyork:

"I’m a neuroscience researcher."
"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?"
"Listen to your inner voice."
"You’re a scientist. Isn’t ‘inner voice’ a spiritual term?"
"Bullshit! You’ll hear scientists talking about following their inner voice as much as you’d hear a musician or a priest."
"So how do you know which of your thoughts are your true inner voice?"
"All of them are! The question is— how much weight do you give them? How much authority do you give your own thoughts? Are you taking them seriously? Or are you sitting in front of the damn tube letting other people tell you what to think?"

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angelclark:

Elephant Raju Cries After Being Rescued From 50 Years Of Suffering In Chains 

This heartbreaking story is about as elephant Raju from India that had an incredibly rough life. After being poached from his mother he was thrown from one owner to another, until he was left living in terrible conditions with no shelter at night, being used as a beggars prop all day long. Raju survived only from passing tourists and sometimes had to eat plastic and paper while being chained 24 hours a day. A wildlife organisation SOS-UK could not stand the injustice and decided to save him in a daring midnight rescue operation.

The elephant, realizing he was being saved, started to cry: “It was incredibly emotional. We knew in our hearts he realised he was being freed” – claims Pooja Binepal, one of the rescuers in an interview with Presspeople. “Tears began to roll down Raju’s face. Some no doubt were due to the pain but he also seemed to sense that change was coming. He felt hope for the first time” – says another rescuer Kartick.

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kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

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netflixz:

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au8:

etteluor:

au8:

DOES ANYONE ELSE REALLY REALLY WANNA GO TRAVEL AND SEE PLACES LIKE

COLUMBIA
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AUSTRALIA
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AND CHINA
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BUT CAN’T BECAUSE FLYING COSTS LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS

HERE! This article might help, it’s explains exactly when the perfect time to order before airfare is the get the best price!!

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